There will be more data and proper atribution here (original author, steam link, original post date, etc) real soon, I promise. This is just like a technical test to see if they're coming in ok at all.
Too Many Cooks » Small update–no longer slow down while shooting!
I’ve listened to the feedback and you no longer slow down while shooting! The jalapeno upgrade has now been replaced with something that affects your dash.
Further, enemies can now be killed in one hit from the get-go; game will still get more difficult as time goes on!